Reasons why I could never date a famous person
Them: Wait, did you just upload pictures of me in just a towel onto tumblr?
Me: …
Them: …
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Them: ….
Me: I have a responsibility to my followers.
You don't get it your way. You take it my way, or you don't get shit. I think I read that somewhere.
Since we started off pretty well, and I've only said shit once, let's talk about me. 16, blonde, pretty retarded (are we allowed to say retarded on here?), and I love making people laugh. One time in eighth grade I almost won the funniest award but some popular bitch won it instead. She wasn't even funny. Now, me, I'm funny. Right guys? Guys?
In fact, I'm so funny, that my name is Kimmie. And my URL is KimmlesAndBits. Get it? Oh I know you do. Cause, it's not kibbles. It's Kimmles. Cause that's my name. Get it? God I'm hilarious. Okay I wrote too much. But at least it was funny. Sort of.
Since we started off pretty well, and I've only said shit once, let's talk about me. 16, blonde, pretty retarded (are we allowed to say retarded on here?), and I love making people laugh. One time in eighth grade I almost won the funniest award but some popular bitch won it instead. She wasn't even funny. Now, me, I'm funny. Right guys? Guys?
In fact, I'm so funny, that my name is Kimmie. And my URL is KimmlesAndBits. Get it? Oh I know you do. Cause, it's not kibbles. It's Kimmles. Cause that's my name. Get it? God I'm hilarious. Okay I wrote too much. But at least it was funny. Sort of.
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